Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
I literally got so drunk last night, I texted myself "porpoises" and that was it. I have no recollection of this.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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