Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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