I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
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