If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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