Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
