Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
You can make out without kissing
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