problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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