For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
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