..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
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