kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
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