So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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