the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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