I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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