"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
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