The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
third nipple confirmed
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
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