All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
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