i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
