Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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