I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
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