nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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