This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
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