The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
if your leaving for the weekend then im farting on your pillow
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I wrote a pretty good eulogy, too. Motherfucker pastor had no sense of comedic timing.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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