he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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