i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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