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(310): View more from California

If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...

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(815): View more from Illinois

No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.

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(618): View more from Illinois

Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka

(816): View more from Missouri

You're so demanding.

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(336): View more from North Carolina

I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.

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(408): View more from California

After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.

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(856): View more from New Jersey

only i would get off to receiving death threats online

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(201): View more from New Jersey

she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.

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