Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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