would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Dude at the bar last night came into the bathroom, drop kicked the stall open and start saying lines from happy Gilmore as he was shitting, "go in your home! Are you too good for your home?!"
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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