so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Idk man I'm just a giant talking marshmallow ready to be toasted and dipped in chocolate
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
Randomize
