The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
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