You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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