have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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