I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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