Having a random hookup so left but love u
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'm surprised, it's been so long you must be starving
At a certain point, the zombie-like hunger goes away. Then the sadness sets in. Then you start lying to yourself that you're taking some "me time." Then you remember you dodged chlamydia and Buddha knows what else. Then you're at peace with it.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
Randomize
