Need sex. Gaining weight.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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