yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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