I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
you left me with this keg alone. this is on your hands
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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