i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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