Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
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