just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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