he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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