Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Like he and the nurses kept being so persistent with it and I just wanted to run out of there in my backless gown and yell FUCK OFF BITCHES IM OUT
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Randomize
