nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
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