you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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