I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I skipped work to stalk him.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I don't really want to explain to you right now but i just ate laundry detergent
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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