we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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