Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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