he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
i just made my gag reflex go away.
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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