I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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