She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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