They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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