Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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