Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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