they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Heard flapping noises behind me. It was my roommate flapping her bathrobe like wings, saying "I'm a faaaiiiiry."
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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