I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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